Plain-text notes on an infinite grid. No AI, no sync, no account.
Your project. Your money. Their vote.
Free gets you on the board. Money gets you above it. The internet decides how long you stay.
Upvotes give you $1 back, up to what you put in. Downvotes burn $1. The top 5 also pay $0.50/hour for their spot. Free projects don't burn, and don't rise.
Picks a random deadline for your side project and emails your friends about it.
A CSV parser in Rust that is faster than yours. Benchmarks included, arguments welcome.
A spreadsheet where every cell edit must be approved by the other player.
A gallery of the worst cold emails ever sent to founders, fully anonymised.
Streams a radio station whose bitrate matches your current network latency.
Paste a regex, receive absolution and an explanation in plain English.
Generates a plausible standup update from your last 24 hours of commits.
Chases your unpaid invoices with escalating rudeness. You set the ceiling.
A directory of sites that ship no JavaScript at all. Membership is strict.
Weekly meetings for developers still recovering from style guide debates.